To paint yourself into a corner

Conversation between me and O last night

Me: my flat mate gave me this amazing gift, its 2 shoe horns with hands and they are really white and skinny so she thought it would be your arms

O: ooookay

Me: well, you know, to scratch my back and stuff. We all laughed about it, especially Tom

O: so you all laughed at me cause im so white?

Me: well yes

Me: And then we imagined you putting them into a jacket with just your tiny white hands sticking out and then we laughed even more.

O: …

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