Look at that adorable baby girl. High five! She and me will have so much fun together my little star fish. I’ll teach her everything I can (maybe less on the partying and more on the reading)
And her brother – coolest kid ever. We’ll play ‘Blod Svente’ and ‘Jocke med kniven’ until he turn way to cool to hang out with his aunt. Then I’ll try to impress him with stories about London and he’ll just look at me saying ‘whatever’ cause its just so ancient history hanging at night clubs in west ken.
Their dad got his priorities straight. Fill your guests with wine and keep them happy…