The other day, when Oliver was going to show me the benefits of that annoying Siri* person that all apple people go on about he asked her to ‘send a message to Cissi saying I love her’
Siri, the bitch, answered by writing a text to Issy saying Oliver loves her.
I mean, WTF. Issy would probably been happy (especially since Oliver isnt really sure who Issy is, I think she is an old date, girls with just their first name in your phone book usually is). Fortunately (for Siri, and possibly Issy, I didnt need to go all Kill Bill on their asses) Oliver stopped the message before it was sent.
F**ing Siri…
*Dad, Siri is the voice command on Iphone who you can tell to do all sorts of weird things.
Letters to my family 